It's not nice to call people ugly. You should look in the mirror one day. Krista Posted 1/5/2006 at 8:43 PM by ForeverXBroken

'I am feelin' it sistah!

Ummm, on another less mathadellic note, if I am lacking comments, then i am thinking i be workin' for nothing, and that = 0, needless to say, this is no good. So if I don't be gettin' comments soon I will = 0.

By the way if bored, weird xanga: www.xanga.com/TheBonnieCall

Here is the viewer friendly post going out from the Tiguester to all yall food eaters out there from the fraction side (FS)..........

Umm....McTigue? Your last post was in April. That wasn't even a year ago. So how is it possible for you to have not posted in 377 days? Is it some strange Algebrain equation that you came up with? Hmmm...... Posted 1/3/2006 at 6:19 PM by Page742 - delete - block user

You, I feel sorry for you Page, first of all, when I think of page I think of a girl, assuming this........that girl (you) in that pic has got to be the ugliest girl I have ever seen.  Last off, your not even slightly obese, and your last name is a number. Now, that I have ruined any reputation you have of being a cute little girl, lemme answer your question.

First off, you disciple of math, everything in the above post is wrong except one thing, ya wanna know what that is?  This line right here....

Wow, kids.  It's been a while since I've said I love you.  (377 days, Wow that's a long time!) to be exact.  An to tell ya the truth, that has been a long time. You see I forgot my password so I tried a loot of random things, then I noticed that it said...

Forgot You Password?

I was thinking to myself, "Now how can this Computer thingamajig read my thoughts."  But anyways, I was really happy, like when I talk about fractions, that happy.  So, I clicked on it, then it said, "We sent it to your e-mail."

Then I realized what they had done! They had tricked me!  They changed the variable on my y-axis of life, and I realized, my great lie has caught up with me.  You see, I told em a fake e-mail.......Why would the Great Mctigue of all Knowledge tell such a fabrication you may ask?  Well, I thought it would make me cool.  It did, but the computer that can read my thoughts figured me out!

So, I still lacked the vital information needed to make this problem solvable.  So, I went back to square one, and decided to guess.....

Fractions, Algebra, math, food, fat, chicken, turkey, quadrant, square, pizza, hamburger, hamburgers, cheeseburger, cheeseburgers, sexy, fries, sexy fries....NO! NO! NO!

Then I banged my light reflecting forehead on my keys, and it let me on. But anyways, my fellow crusading Algebrains, I must now go change Tigueberts diapers, and give him some mushed peas, then practice FRACTIONS!

---So the point of all this....COMPUTERS READ MINDS!  If you have had this odd experience, or if it has gone even further, leave me a comment, so I can help you with your problems!---

Why is your head so bald, Mr. Tigue.  I thought you were like 30 somethin.  If this is so, then why do you have early balding?  I know if I had that, I'd probably never leave the house unless I wanted to be an embaressment to the entire human race.  Just a thought. ~Easy E Posted 4/10/2005 at 2:25 PM by First_Element - delete - block user

Well, hrmmmmmm. Uh I am 36 12/33's years old, so, um. yeah.  You wanna know why I am so Bald?  I will tell you why I am so BALD!  IT is because of stupid questions like that.  So, yeah, that should pretty much answer your question.  If not, you can ring me up babey!  Lets see, for alot of you, you will probably want more of an explantation, well, I will give ya one tomorrow.  A story, of how I, the Tigue himself, became so bald.....

Here is it the Tiguemail

You make me wanna vomit all over myself. Krista Posted 3/30/2005 at 8:18 PM by Unknown_N - delete - block user

Well, I bet you wanna hear an interesting fact about my math life, I only do this about 1/34.67 times a year.  I HAVE NEVER THROWN UP!  And it is not because i have a stomach of steel, my belly is fulla jelly, but it is because of a secrect, and that secret is to put shaving cream in your pants!  It is quite simple actually.  Whenever I eat 14 Filet Mignon's and i start to fell, woozy, I chug some beer, and put shaving creame in MY PANTS!!!  So if you need any more help Unknown Notorios, please lemme know.

With the most sincerest of love,

Tigue